Funny Jokes: A newlywed young couple


On the night of their wedding, a newlywed young couple was staying in their honeymoon room.

The husband, a large, strong man, flung his wife's pants as they were getting ready for bed and said, "Here, put these on."

When she put them on, the waist was twice as large as the rest of her.

She remarked, "I can't wear your trousers."

Don't ever forget it, the spouse remarked. "That's true. In this family, I'm the man who puts on the pants.

She then threw him over and added, "Try these on."

When he tried them on, he discovered that he could only fit them up to his kneecaps.

He spoke the word "hell". "I'm not able to get into your undies!"

She responded: “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to stay until your attitude changes!”