Funny Joke: Why are you so happy?


A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. 

Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” 

The wife says, 

“The doctor told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” 

“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five-year-old ass?”

 She said, 

“Your name never came up in the conversation.”