Funny Joke: My wife went to Las Vegas


A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. 

"Where the h_ell do you think you're going?" he says. 

"I'm going to Las Vegas. 

You can earn $400 for a bl__ow j_ob there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." 

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. 

"Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"