An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: “You used to bring me flowers every week when we were dating.” Wearily, he reached over to the nightstand, grabbed a flower from the vase and handed it to her, then tried to go back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: “Then you used to take me out on romantic dinners.” Mildly irritated, he got out of bed, went to the kitchen, and made her a sandwich, then came back and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to serenade me outside my window.” Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed. “Where are you going?” she asked. “To download a love song app!”