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A Department of Water Resources representative And The old rancher - Funny Jokes


A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher He tells the rancher I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation The old rancher says Okay but don t go in that field over there The Water representative says Mister I have the authority of the Federal Government with me See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land No questions asked or answered Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores Later the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher s bull The bull is gaining with every step The Rep is clearly terrified So the old rancher immediately throws down his tools runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs Your card Show him Your card.